I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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