so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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