i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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