Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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