dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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