She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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