you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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