I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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