Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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