Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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