My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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