idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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