And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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