You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
