Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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