How'd it feel making her break her religion?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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