I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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