Just cropdusted the office
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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