so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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