I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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