Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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