Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sorry about my life...
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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