Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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