everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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