I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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