im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Life is so much better after having sex.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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