babies were throwing up all over the place
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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