seriously i just wanna be friends
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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