I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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