Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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