Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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