i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My breasts were aching with rage.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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