i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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