I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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