I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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