dude i'm inner monologue high
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Randomize
