i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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