At least make sure they are 18
Why
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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