then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We’re leaving where are you
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