Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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