I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Randomize
