we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He shit in the fireplace
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Randomize