i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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