So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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