I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Never underestimate the power of titties
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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