its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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