Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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