he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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