I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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