I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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