its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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