Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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