He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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