Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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