Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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