Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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