Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
My ass is underappreciated
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
