I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize
