The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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