And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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