and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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