That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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