I wanna bring you to show and tell
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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